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Kitchen Confidential: A "10 cup" pot of coffee really only yields 6.
Jul 26

Jul 26 Kitchen Confidential: A "10 cup" pot of coffee really only yields 6.

Kevin Mckeon

We thrilled to bring you this new feature from Pondering Lake News, called Kitchen Confidential, in which our own lakeside “foodies”… (tap picture for insider tip.)

After 8 days of staring across lake and fantasizing about killing boss, jr executive declares re-energizing holiday "less than a total success."
Jun 28

Jun 28 After 8 days of staring across lake and fantasizing about killing boss, jr executive declares re-energizing holiday "less than a total success."

Kevin Mckeon

Left alone with her thoughts and the bucolic Pondering Lake surroundings for more than a week, Joanie Litner had no problem dreaming up a number of workable plans to murder her sexist, megalomaniac boss… (Tap image for full story )

Marge Ryan celebrates 100th birthday, annoying grandkids who hope to inherit lakehouse.
Aug 27

Aug 27 Marge Ryan celebrates 100th birthday, annoying grandkids who hope to inherit lakehouse.

Kevin Mckeon

Pondering Lake News wishes Marge Ryan a happy and healthy birthday today, as she passes the 100-year mark. "I'm not going anywhere… (tap image for full story)

Excited wife declares, "Only two more days!," throwing Dan Flouts into full panic mode.
Aug 17

Aug 17 Excited wife declares, "Only two more days!," throwing Dan Flouts into full panic mode.

Kevin Mckeon

Dan Flouts is asking fellow Pondering lake residents for your help. If you or anyone you know has any idea… (tap photo for full story)

Monday morning sports update: Still nothing.
Aug 6

Aug 6 Monday morning sports update: Still nothing.

Kevin Mckeon

There's plenty going on at Pondering Lake, as you all know. And we're here to keep you up-to-the-minute… (tap image for full story)

After taxidermy procedure, Barney "just not as much fun anymore," laments owner.
Aug 2

Aug 2 After taxidermy procedure, Barney "just not as much fun anymore," laments owner.

Kevin Mckeon

After 16 years of loyal companionship, Walt Hemple wasn't prepared to part with four-legged best friend Barney. Fortunately… (tap picture for more)

You like videos. We like to Ponder. So we created a new video series called "Pondering."
Jul 20

Jul 20 You like videos. We like to Ponder. So we created a new video series called "Pondering."

Kevin Mckeon

We like videos, too. Especially cat videos. But sometimes… (play video)

First hot dog of summer "not as great as I remember" says lakeside resident Joe Shipa.
Jul 15

Jul 15 First hot dog of summer "not as great as I remember" says lakeside resident Joe Shipa.

Kevin Mckeon

You know how it is when you get all excited about something and then it's just not as great… (tap image to read more)

Health Watch: Early risers getting less sleep than Pondering Lake residents who sleep in.
Jul 10

Jul 10 Health Watch: Early risers getting less sleep than Pondering Lake residents who sleep in.

Kevin Mckeon

Latest reports strongly indicate that Pondering Lake residents who wake up earlier… (tap image for full story)

Fireworks safety reminder: Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it.
Jul 4

Jul 4 Fireworks safety reminder: Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it.

Kevin Mckeon
Husband scarred for life after wife finally answers the "What takes you so long in there?" question.
Jul 2

Jul 2 Husband scarred for life after wife finally answers the "What takes you so long in there?" question.

Kevin Mckeon

Some things are just best not to know. Tom Gentile learned that awful truth… (tap here for more)

"Last deviled egg" stand-off heading into the wee hours
Jun 29

Jun 29 "Last deviled egg" stand-off heading into the wee hours

Kevin Mckeon

The polite but somewhat insincere cries of "You have it!" and "No, really, it's yours!" continue to emanate from the Sullivan kitchen well into the evening, as Tom and Laura stare down… (tap image to read more)

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Welcome to Pondering Lake News, a news source on a noble mission: to uncover and share the unimportant day to day stories that get overlooked by the big guys. We leave the disturbing national headlines to news sources with words like Times and Post and Tribune in their mastheads, and turn our watchful eye to the trivial stories that unfold here at the lake. Why do we do that? To help distract you from the big picture - that the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket. So check in with us on a regular basis if you don't want to miss anything you don't need to know. We promise to keep it all short and to the point. Have a nice weekend. 

 

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