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After checking fridge hourly only to find contents unchanged, teen steps up effort to every ten minutes.
Jun 20

Jun 20 After checking fridge hourly only to find contents unchanged, teen steps up effort to every ten minutes.

Kevin Mckeon

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different… (tap image for full story)

Finley's Market, vowing to meet demands of saavy urban weekenders, will now stock organic coffee and charge 50% more for everything.
Jun 18

Jun 18 Finley's Market, vowing to meet demands of saavy urban weekenders, will now stock organic coffee and charge 50% more for everything.

Kevin Mckeon

At Pondering Lake, we’re pretty easy to please. Coffee is coffee, and cheaper is always better. But local merchants realize that the summer season brings with it... (TAP IMAGE TO READ MORE)

OH CRAP, WE OVERSLEPT!
Jun 10

Jun 10 OH CRAP, WE OVERSLEPT!

Kevin Mckeon

As you probably know by now, you haven’t heard from us in a while. Okay, six months. But it gets a little quiet up here after summer… (TAP IMAGE TO READ MORE)

Wine and cheese happy hour takes unexpected turn after "nobody brought the cheese."
Sep 28

Sep 28 Wine and cheese happy hour takes unexpected turn after "nobody brought the cheese."

Kevin Mckeon

It's right there in the name, "Wine and Cheese." But as the McKeons, Schipas and Gests gathered... (tap headline to read more)

Concerned Islander asks spouse, "Where the heck's the butter?"
Sep 26

Sep 26 Concerned Islander asks spouse, "Where the heck's the butter?"

Kevin Mckeon

Unable to locate the butter dish after already toasting two slices of bread... (tap headline to read more)

Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.
Sep 23

Sep 23 Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.

Kevin Mckeon

Was it purple? Blue? Red? Orange? Rather than risk using wife Judy's toothbrush... (tap headline for full story)

Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.
Sep 22

Sep 22 Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.

Kevin Mckeon

It's hard to say exactly what's at the bottom of Pondering Lake. It's also hard... (tap headline for full story)

Eight weeks past expiration date, but these eggs "aren't going anywhere," insists Susan Wheeler.
Sep 20

Sep 20 Eight weeks past expiration date, but these eggs "aren't going anywhere," insists Susan Wheeler.

Kevin Mckeon

Moments after heading off trash-happy husband Tom with a decisive "Woah there!"... (tap headline to read more)

Marshmallow surprise, faulty sniff test, Emmanuel Lewis: Seen and heard around Pondering Lake.
Sep 18

Sep 18 Marshmallow surprise, faulty sniff test, Emmanuel Lewis: Seen and heard around Pondering Lake.

Kevin Mckeon

SEEN: There was quite the bathroom traffic jam after usually reliable "sniff test" failed Jack Orton... (tap headline for more)

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Sep 16

Sep 16 Subscribe to Pondering Lake News, for all the news that matters least!

Kevin Mckeon
Visitor Alert: We have no idea what the hell a Pumpkin Spice Latte is.
Sep 15

Sep 15 Visitor Alert: We have no idea what the hell a Pumpkin Spice Latte is.

Kevin Mckeon

"What century are you people living in?..." (tap headline, hear more about new feature at PLN)

"There's always that risk," notes Jenny Mauer, after previously used 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle falls one piece short.
Sep 12

Sep 12 "There's always that risk," notes Jenny Mauer, after previously used 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle falls one piece short.

Kevin Mckeon

There's something wonderfully nostalgic about those moldy old games and puzzles... (tap headline for full story)

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Welcome to Pondering Lake News, a news source on a noble mission: to uncover and share the unimportant day to day stories that get overlooked by the big guys. We leave the disturbing national headlines to news sources with words like Times and Post and Tribune in their mastheads, and turn our watchful eye to the trivial stories that unfold here at the lake. Why do we do that? To help distract you from the big picture - that the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket. So check in with us on a regular basis if you don't want to miss anything you don't need to know. We promise to keep it all short and to the point. Have a nice weekend. 

 

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