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Husband taking it well after "last banana I was saving for myself" disappears.
Sep 11

Sep 11 Husband taking it well after "last banana I was saving for myself" disappears.

Kevin Mckeon

As an extra security measure, he even relocated it from the fruit bowl to the fridge... (tap headline to read full story)

Creepy Pondering Lake Hermit rumor fails to gain traction, as nobody really cares.
Sep 8

Sep 8 Creepy Pondering Lake Hermit rumor fails to gain traction, as nobody really cares.

Kevin Mckeon

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Momentarily forgetting he's not at lake, man toots openly, surprising some diners.
Sep 7

Sep 7 Momentarily forgetting he's not at lake, man toots openly, surprising some diners.

Kevin Mckeon

One of our longtime residents lost track of his surroundings Wednesday night... (Tap headline for story)

Host reveals she's been pouring boxed wine into fancy French wine bottles "for a while now."
Sep 6

Sep 6 Host reveals she's been pouring boxed wine into fancy French wine bottles "for a while now."

Kevin Mckeon

"I just couldn't live with the guilt anymore," Terry admitted. (tap headline for the full story)

Truth be told: Mindy Stern reveals she "always hated" Grandma's famous Pearl Onion Pie.
Sep 5

Sep 5 Truth be told: Mindy Stern reveals she "always hated" Grandma's famous Pearl Onion Pie.

Kevin Mckeon

This weekend, fueled by several generous glasses of Chardonnay... (tape headline for story)

Husband reminded to fix leaky faucet. "Labor Day" defense fails to gain support.
Sep 4

Sep 4 Husband reminded to fix leaky faucet. "Labor Day" defense fails to gain support.

Kevin Mckeon

"Nobody works on Labor Day. That's the whole idea," was the best.. (tap headline for story)

As Labor Day approaches, Pondering Lake residents vow to sit around doing nothing "even harder."
Sep 1

Sep 1 As Labor Day approaches, Pondering Lake residents vow to sit around doing nothing "even harder."

Kevin Mckeon

Labor Day is an opportunity for millions of Americans to blow off work... (tap headline to read more)

Concerned about overcrowding, Pondering Lake purists discuss changing name to Lake Watsatsmell.
Aug 31

Aug 31 Concerned about overcrowding, Pondering Lake purists discuss changing name to Lake Watsatsmell.

Kevin Mckeon

Pondering Lake regulars have always been a particularly welcoming bunch. But as word spreads... (tap headline to read more)

Still lacking cable, P.L. Islanders fondly reminisce about tv shows they once thought they hated.
Aug 30

Aug 30 Still lacking cable, P.L. Islanders fondly reminisce about tv shows they once thought they hated.

Kevin Mckeon

In a Pondering Lake poll conducted 12 years ago, 95% of all residents classified tv programming... (tap headline for full story)

"What's up?" not really a question, insists Martin Tannenhall.
Aug 29

Aug 29 "What's up?" not really a question, insists Martin Tannenhall.

Kevin Mckeon

"When I greet a neighbor with 'What's up?,' the last thing I'm looking for... (tap headline for more)

"Stupid visiting brother" fails to land boat properly, even after several attempts.
Aug 28

Aug 28 "Stupid visiting brother" fails to land boat properly, even after several attempts.

Kevin Mckeon

After his visiting sibling Kevin put several divits in the side of an aluminum boat once thought to be invincible... (tap headline to read more)

Man on week-long Adirondack retreat cries, "Where the hell did everyone go?", as Sunday turns into Monday.
Aug 28

Aug 28 Man on week-long Adirondack retreat cries, "Where the hell did everyone go?", as Sunday turns into Monday.

Kevin Mckeon

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Welcome to Pondering Lake News, a news source on a noble mission: to uncover and share the unimportant day to day stories that get overlooked by the big guys. We leave the disturbing national headlines to news sources with words like Times and Post and Tribune in their mastheads, and turn our watchful eye to the trivial stories that unfold here at the lake. Why do we do that? To help distract you from the big picture - that the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket. So check in with us on a regular basis if you don't want to miss anything you don't need to know. We promise to keep it all short and to the point. Have a nice weekend. 

 

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