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Six firewood bundles sold, up from four last week.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Six firewood bundles sold, up from four last week.

Kevin Mckeon

Susan Meyer sold six bundles of firewood to passing motorists this week, a 50% jump... (tap headline to read more)

Deck chair is moved, disrupting symmetry.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Deck chair is moved, disrupting symmetry.

Kevin Mckeon

Craig Schipa's dock was recklessly thrown out of symmetry this week... (tap headline to read more)

Longtime resident's new clothesline is accused of providing "too much information."
Jul 31

Jul 31 Longtime resident's new clothesline is accused of providing "too much information."

Kevin Mckeon

If a clothesline could talk, we wouldn't want to hear what this one had to say. That's the consensus... (tap here to read more)

Wine getting low, visiting sibling warns.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Wine getting low, visiting sibling warns.

Kevin Mckeon

Susan McKenna, visiting her brother and Pondering Lake resident John, made a startling discovery... (tap headline to read more)

Rain in forecast for upcoming week. Or was that last week? Never mind, not important.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Rain in forecast for upcoming week. Or was that last week? Never mind, not important.

Kevin Mckeon
Despite assurances, wife doubts new walkway will ever get completed.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Despite assurances, wife doubts new walkway will ever get completed.

Kevin Mckeon

Joe McAdory remained optimistic that a planned walkway from path to boathouse will be completed... (tap headline to read more.)

Beard coming in nicely, vacationer reports.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Beard coming in nicely, vacationer reports.

Kevin Mckeon

With three whole days left in his Pondering Lake holiday, Matt Fischer seemed pleased... (tap headline to read more)

Forced off facebook for a weekend, stranded Pondering Lake visitor forgets who she is.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Forced off facebook for a weekend, stranded Pondering Lake visitor forgets who she is.

Kevin Mckeon

For years, Justine Rhodes has been diligently curating her Facebook presence... (tap headline to read more)

Trash removal program, dubbed "Just chuck it in any dumpster along the road", proves popular among locals.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Trash removal program, dubbed "Just chuck it in any dumpster along the road", proves popular among locals.

Kevin Mckeon

"Once I chuck my trash in somebody else's dumpster, it pretty much becomes their problem..." (tap headline to read more)

 

Welcome to Pondering Lake News, a news source on a noble mission: to uncover and share the unimportant day to day stories that get overlooked by the big guys. We leave the disturbing national headlines to news sources with words like Times and Post and Tribune in their mastheads, and turn our watchful eye to the trivial stories that unfold here at the lake. Why do we do that? To help distract you from the big picture - that the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket. So check in with us on a regular basis if you don't want to miss anything you don't need to know. We promise to keep it all short and to the point. Have a nice weekend. 

 

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