https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog daily 1.0 2019-07-31 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2019/6/18/kitchen-confidential-10-cups-of-coffee-really-only-yields-6 monthly 0.5 2019-07-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1560899899079-L18CK4F3JYQEZH986QO0/Screen+Shot+2019-06-18+at+7.06.11+PM+3.jpeg Blog - Kitchen Confidential: A "10 cup" pot of coffee really only yields 6. - We did the counting so you won’t have to https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2019/6/18/after-8-days-of-staring-out-at-lake-fantasizing-about-quitting-job-and-killing-boss-executive-declares-re-energizing-holiday-less-than-a-total-success monthly 0.5 2019-06-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1560880729516-YQA5RXCVM019E8H04AJV/robert-iana-1431215-unsplash.jpeg Blog - After 8 days of staring across lake and fantasizing about killing boss, jr executive declares re-energizing holiday "less than a total success." - “First I’d torture him a bit... yeah…” https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/8/27/marge-wittman-celebrates-100th-birthday-annoying-grandkids-hoping-to-inherit-lakehouse monthly 0.5 2018-08-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1535379713198-UJ5OMFQNWS4TQ1MNJ1RN/Screen+Shot+2018-08-27+at+10.18.18+AM.jpg Blog - Marge Ryan celebrates 100th birthday, annoying grandkids who hope to inherit lakehouse. -           Happy Birthday Marge! And many more! https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/4/16/wife-declares-only-two-more-days-throwing-husband-into-panic-mode monthly 0.5 2018-08-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1531678656719-EWDU41I0MS1SQV7OU21Z/Screen+Shot+2018-07-15+at+2.13.35+PM.png Blog - Excited wife declares, "Only two more days!," throwing Dan Flouts into full panic mode. - Hang in there, Dan, we're working on it. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/7/31/monday-sports-update-still-nothing monthly 0.5 2018-08-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1533247752132-VI8PSQ1X5W8YBXU2KH2S/IMG_2386+2.jpg Blog - Monday morning sports update: Still nothing. - Might have seen a boat go by. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/4/6/after-taxidermy-procedure-family-dog-just-not-as-much-fun-anymore monthly 0.5 2025-11-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1529354392889-2K3PYHDE9FFQ0SYB15Y3/Screen+Shot+2018-06-18+at+4.36.59+PM.jpg Blog - After taxidermy procedure, Barney "just not as much fun anymore," laments owner. - Not the same old "get up and go." https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/7/20/pondering-a-new-feature-on-pondering-lake-news monthly 0.5 2018-07-20 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/6/26/first-hot-dog-of-the-summer-not-as-great-as-i-remember-says-lake-resident-joe-manning monthly 0.5 2018-07-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1531675818053-WUJ9LRDY29JGKM29EXKR/IMG_2556.jpg Blog - First hot dog of summer "not as great as I remember" says lakeside resident Joe Shipa. - No, that's pretty much how they always taste. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/7/8/healthwatch-early-risers-getting-less-sleep-than-pondering-lake-residents-who-sleep-in monthly 0.5 2018-07-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1531230386324-MVJGZ2ZVHBCJW8S2DJ3N/Screen+Shot+2018-07-10+at+9.44.54+AM.jpg Blog - Health Watch: Early risers getting less sleep than Pondering Lake residents who sleep in. - Up, but not quite awake yet. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/7/3/fireworks-safety-reminder-whatever-youre-thinking-of-doing-dont-do-it monthly 0.5 2018-07-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1530642305035-BT279L39L5WQ8J3M3WXI/Screen+Shot+2018-07-03+at+2.21.15+PM+2.jpg Blog - Fireworks safety reminder: Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/4/16/husband-scarred-for-life-after-wife-finally-answers-the-what-takes-you-so-long-in-there-question monthly 0.5 2018-07-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1523904565161-U9H02JGEBM01F7YU6AM3/Screen+Shot+2018-04-16+at+2.47.52+PM.jpg Blog - Husband scarred for life after wife finally answers the "What takes you so long in there?" question. - So now you know. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/4/28/last-deviled-egg-stand-off-heading-into-the-wee-hours monthly 0.5 2018-07-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1524953168997-SBHYYYVWKJZ1NWZID55Q/Screen+Shot+2018-04-28+at+4.27.39+PM.png Blog - "Last deviled egg" stand-off heading into the wee hours - I mean, if nobody else wants it... https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/4/16/after-checking-fridge-hourly-only-to-find-contents-unchanged-teen-steps-up-effort-to-every-ten-minutes monthly 0.5 2018-06-20 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/4/16/freds-market-vowing-to-meet-demands-of-saavy-urban-weekenders-will-stock-organic-coffee-and-charge-50-more-for-everything monthly 0.5 2018-06-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1523902475238-RM9JBGGJLOWG68IFMWAS/Screen+Shot+2018-04-16+at+2.11.57+PM.png Blog - Finley's Market, vowing to meet demands of saavy urban weekenders, will now stock organic coffee and charge 50% more for everything. - Our Brooklyn blend. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2018/4/27/oh-crap-we-overslept monthly 0.5 2018-06-20 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/wine-and-cheese-happy-hour-takes-unexpected-turn-after-nobody-brought-cheese monthly 0.5 2017-09-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1506606731523-J0IIW3EFCTVYYCA9FKKN/wine+and+cheese.jpg Blog - Wine and cheese happy hour takes unexpected turn after "nobody brought the cheese." - Life goes on, cheese or no cheese. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/concerned-islander-asks-spouse-where-the-hells-the-butter monthly 0.5 2017-09-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501344231378-15DBNZCVDOIXJKREZ3UP/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Concerned Islander asks spouse, "Where the heck's the butter?" - Crisis averted https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/9/23/situation-worsens-for-man-who-cant-remember-toothbrush-color monthly 0.5 2017-09-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1506183913233-MN84OM289J2FZ6Y8XE6R/Screen+Shot+2017-09-23+at+12.23.54+PM.png Blog - Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color. - Eenie, meenie, miney, moe... https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/opinios-vary-on-how-to-answer-the-what-am-i-stepping-in-at-the-bottom-of-this-lake-question monthly 0.5 2017-09-22 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/eight-weeks-past-expirations-date-these-eggs-arent-going-anywhere-insists-susan-wheeler monthly 0.5 2018-04-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501289573613-3VJDZDADTZ6SU5EL9I4N/image-asset.png Blog - Eight weeks past expiration date, but these eggs "aren't going anywhere," insists Susan Wheeler. - Back in the fridge where you belong. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/9/17/new-feature-seen-and-heard-around-pondering-lake monthly 0.5 2017-09-18 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/9/16/subscribe-to-pondering-lake-news-before-someone-else-does monthly 0.5 2018-06-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1505603755111-7AW5BMAJ3QV6SZC8R7U3/corner+deck.JPG Blog - Subscribe to Pondering Lake News, for all the news that matters least! - Nothing much happening, and we bring it to you each morning. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/9/14/visitor-alert-we-have-no-idea-what-the-hell-a-pumpkin-spice-latte-is monthly 0.5 2017-09-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1505436242910-V66N0E9NZ06SCMWDXSUG/Screen+Shot+2017-09-14+at+8.39.16+PM.jpg Blog - Visitor Alert: We have no idea what the hell a Pumpkin Spice Latte is. - We got coffee. Looks like this. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/theres-always-that-risk-notes-jenny-mauer-after-previously-used-1000-piece-jigsaw-puzzle-falls-one-piece-short monthly 0.5 2017-09-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501345276679-LH27PQJVIX2XNX9G4HFF/image-asset.jpeg Blog - "There's always that risk," notes Jenny Mauer, after previously used 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle falls one piece short. - Not quite https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/husband-taking-it-well-after-last-banana-i-was-saving-for-myself-disappears monthly 0.5 2017-09-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501343133517-I6NK9LG3307RC8MRH1GP/image-asset.png Blog - Husband taking it well after "last banana I was saving for myself" disappears. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/5/creepy-pondering-lake-hermit-rumor-fails-to-gain-traction-as-nobody-really-cares monthly 0.5 2017-09-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501969788669-I0L6OMXADV7XWA73F85P/image-asset.png Blog - Creepy Pondering Lake Hermit rumor fails to gain traction, as nobody really cares. - Is he out there? Whatever. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/momentarily-forgetting-hes-not-at-lake-man-toots-openly-surprising-some-diners monthly 0.5 2017-09-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501349157493-0VRZQAQCAI2GOTYVZLXS/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Momentarily forgetting he's not at lake, man toots openly, surprising some diners. - "Was that me?" https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/host-reveals-shes-been-pouring-boxed-wine-into-fancy-french-wine-bottles-for-a-while-now monthly 0.5 2017-09-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501344874078-DC0YJ3ZEM19GU43YS51L/image-asset.png Blog - Host reveals she's been pouring boxed wine into fancy French wine bottles "for a while now." - Chateau LeBox https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/9/4/truth-be-told-lindsey-stern-reveals-she-always-hated-grandmas-famous-pearl-onion-pie monthly 0.5 2017-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1504536862034-SGUWBB8RQEE16EIL8DNQ/Screen+Shot+2017-09-04+at+10.47.07+AM.jpg Blog - Truth be told: Mindy Stern reveals she "always hated" Grandma's famous Pearl Onion Pie. - Blood is thicker than pearl onions. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/9/2/labor-day-defense-fails-as-sally-shipman-reminds-husband-mike-to-fix-leaky-shower-head monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1504538929149-ZD587PEDI0HNAQI7NEY9/Screen+Shot+2017-09-02+at+2.52.21+PM.jpg Blog - Husband reminded to fix leaky faucet. "Labor Day" defense fails to gain support. - Happy Faucet Fixing Day. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/30/as-labor-day-approaches-pondering-lake-residents-vow-to-relax-even-harder monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1504138539903-BWYQ58VN8H80JIWPEB9F/Screen+Shot+2017-08-30+at+8.12.52+PM.png Blog - As Labor Day approaches, Pondering Lake residents vow to sit around doing nothing "even harder." - A hard day's work, Pondering Lake style. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/29/concerned-about-overcrowding-pondering-lake-considers-changing-names-lake-watsatsmell monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1504066618348-D6C9NYWGTGGBELESM2B0/Screen+Shot+2017-08-30+at+12.16.23+AM.png Blog - Concerned about overcrowding, Pondering Lake purists discuss changing name to Lake Watsatsmell. - Oh sure, it looks beautiful... https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/still-lacking-cable-pl-islanders-fondly-reminisce-about-tv-shows-they-thought-they-hated monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501349548196-201FS5W1SS6DOJ6GEO9R/image-asset.png Blog - Still lacking cable, P.L. Islanders fondly reminisce about tv shows they once thought they hated. - Another classic. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/whats-up-not-really-a-question-insists-joe-tannenhall monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/stupid-visiting-brother-fails-to-land-boat-properly-even-after-several-attempts monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501343492786-GI30J4O8EYL94SUPAXFP/image-asset.jpeg Blog - "Stupid visiting brother" fails to land boat properly, even after several attempts. - Resting comfortably for now. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/man-on-week-long-adirondack-retreat-cries-where-the-hell-did-everyone-go-as-sunday-turns-into-monday monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/just-pondering-if-talking-to-yourself-is-crazy monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501344650321-GEO9I7FK1DU8E6ZX8VM4/image-asset.png Blog - Just pondering: If talking to yourself is crazy... - If talking to yourself is crazy, why is thinking out loud okay? https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/31/alone-with-his-thoughts-for-a-week-visiting-blogger-begins-to-believe-hes-funny monthly 0.5 2017-09-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501518171217-I1F23ET2I97RAKLY9ZQY/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Alone with his thoughts for a week, visiting blogger begins to believe he's funny. - Now that's hilarious! https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/jumping-in-lake-not-the-same-as-a-shower-wife-insists monthly 0.5 2017-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501290767554-2X4PUEA4WWUNQLY3I13V/image-asset.png Blog - Jumping in lake not the same as a shower, wife insists. - As nice as the lake is.... https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/4/after-45-minute-drive-to-nearby-hardware-store-tom-martin-forgets-what-he-came-for monthly 0.5 2017-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1502034987024-9IAKUSI6D9C72K46QWMH/image-asset.jpeg Blog - After 45-minute drive to hardware store, Tom Martin forgets what he went there for. - Shoulda wrote it down. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/12/with-lake-gossip-inshore-supply-maryanne-byrd-starts-unfounded-rumor-about-herself monthly 0.5 2018-06-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1503349456644-7NQTJMVX6CBIYKS7ZC3F/Screen+Shot+2017-08-21+at+5.03.24+PM.png Blog - With lake gossip in short supply, Maryanne Byrd starts unfounded rumor about herself. - "So I heard... that I kissed..." https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/after-singing-along-with-entire-bat-out-of-hell-album-island-couple-makes-pact-to-finally-give-up-alcohol monthly 0.5 2018-06-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501440345557-PV0R09P3L5IACN729NUO/image-asset.jpeg Blog - After singing along with entire "Bat Out Of Hell" album, Pondering Lake couple makes pact to give up alcohol. - Goodbye old friend. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/11/mosquito-magnet-jen-pearson-just-really-annoyed-that-husband-bob-never-ever-gets-bit monthly 0.5 2018-06-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1502969711521-67CWE82SAPO66JF8RK6O/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Mosquito magnet Jill Pearson "just really super annoyed" that husband Bob never ever gets bit. - Oh, are there mosquitos? Didn't notice. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/20/with-historic-eclipse-just-hours-away-urban-visitors-frustrated-by-lack-of-commemorative-t-shirts-hats-and-coffee-mugs monthly 0.5 2017-08-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1503250007064-5IPLVLX0GSOY7FO652LK/Screen+Shot+2017-08-20+at+1.25.36+PM.png Blog - With historic eclipse just hours away, urban visitors frustrated by lack of commemorative t-shirts, hats and coffee mugs. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/16/editorial-to-spot-the-next-big-window-sometimes-we-have-to-peek-in-your-window monthly 0.5 2017-08-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1502881223184-5LHIJKWQ7CDH5JRMFDWM/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Editorial: To spot the next big story, sometimes you have to peek in a window. - Oh. Hi there. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/writer-seeking-solitude-to-pen-his-great-american-novel-discovers-he-actually-has-no-talent monthly 0.5 2017-08-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501349055369-9E94ZZDH68W7DU9479O1/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Writer seeking solitude to pen his "Great American Novel" discovers he actually has no talent. - Somebody give me a word. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/11/after-twenty-years-of-marriage-tricky-dirty-socks-into-hamper-move-still-proving-too-difficult-for-ken-milner monthly 0.5 2017-08-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1502586358698-0EU5O97U2OCRW6HMT9ND/image-asset.jpeg Blog - After 12 years of marriage, "dirty socks into hamper" move still not achievable for Ken Milner. - So close yet... https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/weekender-is-warned-use-that-pork-chop-before-it-goes-bad monthly 0.5 2018-06-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501342940180-GSM6RO1071E2P5CP0AYA/image-asset.png Blog - Weekender is warned, "Use that pork chop before it goes bad." - In the nick of time https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/man-stays-in-pajamas-entire-day-causing-serious-dilemma-the-following-night monthly 0.5 2017-08-17 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/business-update-dan-greenberg-still-looking-good-to-be-bak-at-work-8-am-tomorrow monthly 0.5 2017-08-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1502590532770-WU1ZH0JL6W5RVSB9UW1X/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Business update: Dan Greenberg still looking good to be back at his desk by 8 a.m. tomorrow. - Your chariot awaits, Dan. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/9/weekend-wishes-from-pondering-lake monthly 0.5 2017-08-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1502307592125-ER2RIOPY8V9OM2Z5IAFY/image-asset.png Blog - Some weekend advice for all you Type A's, from all of us at Pondering Lake. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/city-hipsters-looking-to-get-away-from-all-the-bullshit-declare-this-is-bullshit-after-three-days monthly 0.5 2017-08-10 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/amateur-nature-photographer-disappointed-to-learn-that-everyone-at-pondering-lake-has-take-exact-same-shot monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501348164799-A5N16B8UDGTXXWIIIRXW/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Aspiring nature photographer disappointed to learn that everyone at Pondering Lake has taken exact same shot. - Yeah, that one. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/accused-man-insists-hes-the-real-victim-after-attempted-foreign-coin-pass monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501348444797-ZL2R2W05US1OT3KLV9J4/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Accused man insists he's the real victim after attempted foreign coin pass. - One bad apple. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/30/was-that-you-honeymooners-learn-the-hard-way-that-everyone-can-hear-everything-at-pondering-lake monthly 0.5 2017-08-07 https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/alarmed-manhattan-guest-is-forced-to-forego-morning-cereal-after-discovering-non-organic-milk-in-fridge monthly 0.5 2017-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501348816209-63NQK4OTXS9AKF84IQQL/image-asset.png Blog - Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge. - ...and fill the tank with premium. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/welcome-to-pondering-lake-where-not-a-lot-happens-and-its-all-big-news monthly 0.5 2017-08-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501275062446-EGWTKJRSZ1M2ZME04SYR/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Welcome to Pondering Lake. Where not a lot happens, and it's all big news. - And away we go. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/4/after-insisting-i-dont-want-anything-wife-highly-disappointed-by-birthday-gift-no-show monthly 0.5 2017-08-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501974688128-61LKW2H9DFWFWJTALQ5C/image-asset.jpeg Blog - After insisting "I don't want anything," wife "highly disappointed" by birthday gift no-show. - Not even a ring hidden inside? https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/islander-still-unsure-what-to-do-with-jar-of-mysterious-yellow-stuff monthly 0.5 2017-08-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501344495238-E9MQHEURMLJ2MQPR1C8T/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Islander still unsure what to do with jar of mysterious "yellow stuff." - On hold for now. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/deranged-lakeside-killer-exposed-as-hat-on-chair-no-one-injured monthly 0.5 2017-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501346598929-3VG46RN9M4O4F03FSMP9/image-asset.png Blog - "Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/six-firewood-bundles-sold-up-from-four-last-week monthly 0.5 2017-08-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501887273424-9B68SS9UL1H52HPARU15/image-asset.png Blog - Six firewood bundles sold, up from four last week. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/deck-chair-is-moved-disrupting-symmetry monthly 0.5 2017-07-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501290217042-XV0EENT997OHQ7SOQQEM/image-asset.png Blog - Deck chair is moved, disrupting symmetry. - As it should be. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/8/4/longtime-residents-new-clothesline-is-accused-providing-too-much-information monthly 0.5 2017-08-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501883221772-ILZU6L41C96ZRBL217XR/undies.jpg Blog - Longtime resident's new clothesline is accused of providing "too much information." - Didn't need to know that. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/wine-getting-low-visiting-new-yorker-warns monthly 0.5 2017-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501288890857-O1LP668T9VPS60A2D19I/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Wine getting low, visiting sibling warns. - Houston, we have a problem. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/rain-in-forecast-for-upcoming-week-or-was-that-last-week-never-mind-not-important monthly 0.5 2017-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501289049473-N3YNZPZWOETCIIA37JKY/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Rain in forecast for upcoming week. Or was that last week? Never mind, not important. - Who's to say really. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/despite-assurances-wife-doubts-walkway-will-ever-get-completed monthly 0.5 2017-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501518894002-G8HVIU5VCHGQVW2UGRAQ/image-asset.png Blog - Despite assurances, wife doubts new walkway will ever get completed. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/beard-coming-in-nicely-vacationer-reports monthly 0.5 2017-08-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501343673132-8I3GV6WGUGO6INUJQL1E/image-asset.jpeg Blog - Beard coming in nicely, vacationer reports. - And this is just four days. https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/forced-off-facebook-for-a-weekend-stranded-pondering-lake-visitor-forgets-who-she-is monthly 0.5 2017-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501346815307-T2S2T8W6U9VKP4KGDLBU/image-asset.png Blog - Forced off facebook for a weekend, stranded Pondering Lake visitor forgets who she is. - Hello? Me? You in there? https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/blog/2017/7/28/trash-removal-program-dubbed-just-chuck-it-in-any-dumpster-along-the-road-proves-popular-among-locals monthly 0.5 2017-08-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/597a6dc41b631b892b886063/1501347599917-A6NJBMPKSCPAPGVMDC6N/image-asset.png Blog - Trash removal program, dubbed "Just chuck it in any dumpster along the road", proves popular among locals. - Bingo https://www.ponderinglakenews.com/contact daily 0.75 2017-07-31